Christmas Booze...

A Drummers view of Christmas gigs

Chris...Mas! haha

It's that time of year again, when the big jolly chap with the red nose laughs and spreads good will to all. But that's enough about John, because Christmas is nearly here! About 2 years ago around this time I had just finished making the last of the band replica puppets, and really wanted to make a music video with them. My flat at the time was freshly decorated with a Christmas tree and we had been gigging a lot of festive run-up parties. The weekend before the Booze Brothers had a gig at the Salhouse Lodge near Wroxham, and I had recorded the whole gig on video camera. For once, the audio and the visuals had come out really well.

JP and Mike, enjoying the season...

There was a fairly passable version of us doing the Mud festive classic, 'Lonely This Christmas'. We always dig this song out, as everyone knows it and it's fairly easy to perform while drunk. I do remember once, playing it at a gig in the summer just for a laugh, but that's a story for another day… Armed with the audio we decided to make a Christmas video, fairly basically, in front of the Christmas tree. The results were alright - if you look closely you can see bit of puppeteer arm and head at times, but the tissues and over acting happily mask most of the artistic wobbles!

Just enough Christmas Cheer, and 80s decorations!!

Quite some time later, somewhere around the middle of the year, Mike informed me at a gig that he had written his very own Christmas song, and he and JP had recorded it on a four track. After lots of 'Why didn't you tell me sooner?!' rhetoric, he said he would get a copy of it to me, only his immediate family had heard it and he didn't know what else to do with it.
This seemed like a great opportunity to shoot our very own Christmas song video featuring just Mike and James' puppets.

Keeping it simple, I decorated the living room set with tinsel and (the very same) Christmas tree. I had found some really awesome 1980s ceiling hanging decorations at a car boot sale in August, so I HAD to use those as well. Once I had James and Mike in Christmas hats, I let them rock out to the "Christmas Cheer" song from two angles to make the most of the seasonal set.

Christmas Cheer, with a sprinkling of snow!

I belong to a puppet makers forum called puppetsandstuff run by Shawn Sorrell (http://www.wildjokerdesign.com/puppetsandsuch/ ) and during one thread I was following, someone mentioned that having a few lines of the puppets speaking before or after the song made the video better for the viewer. So, with that in mind, I  wanted a small amount of dialogue at the end to round off the song. I had been getting 'green screen' tips from the same forum and thought, what if I make it snow in the flat? That's pretty Christmasy, then I could use my puppet to fret about the mess. After a few hours of editing and cropping the Booze Brothers Band of Puppets Original Christmas Song was ready for unwrapping. So for your delight and Seasonal Chipperness, I present Mike 'The Chalk' White's "Christmas Cheer".

I would like to thank Michael White and James Phillippo for letting me use their song, it's a really nice edition to the puppet song channel, and a nice way to end a creative year for the Booze Band of Puppets. Merry Christmas to all the band, their long suffering families and all the people out there who have watched our videos and come to see us at gigs.

Lets hope 2013 is just as successful.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all of the Booze Brothers Band!

Second Guesting... Martin Returns to Blog!

Scripts, or 'Beer Mats'? Nope, mark the table!

Ok, so second part of my Blog on the writing and I have a confession to make – I care about the scripts a great deal. I know Steve has said on this very Blog that he can’t remember which bits he wrote and which bits I did, I find this as incredible as if I’d said I couldn’t remember who made the puppets. I can still go through each script and highlight exactly which bits I wrote, which jokes are mine and what I was thinking when I wrote it. It is probably for the best that I get the final say on the scripts, Steve is nice enough to take it very well when I cut out lines he wrote and re-work his ideas, I’d sulk for a week if he cut out my favourite joke. It just shows that it helps to be passionate about different parts when your working with another person.

I always knew what feel I wanted for the stories; anything mean or cruel wasn’t going to work with the characters we had, so it needed a softer centre. I’ve often been accused of having a brain that works in a slightly different way to other people, I like maths and logic, but have huge love of words. I tend to follow a string of logic, but end up in illogical situations – this is why my DIY skills are terrible. Even to this day, I refuse to try to sweep my own chimney as, years ago, I saw Paddington Bear try to do it on TV with disasterous results. I remember watching that episode and thinking to myself ‘but that’s exactly how I would do it’. The moral I took from this was ‘never try to do anything that can’t be done by a bear in a duffel coat’ this is a life rule that is yet to let me down.

The Martins, considering Pooh.

I was aware that I didn’t want anyone to be the butt of too many jokes. Much like the Winnie the Pooh stories, I wanted everyone to be a bit dumb in their own special way and comedy would come from the way these very personal lines of logic intersected. The great thing about the A.A. Milne stories is that only Pooh is aware of his own limitations, everyone else ambles along thinking they are much smarter than him.

JP and Wally

With this in mind, I wanted our stories to come from a logical place – in one episode James wants a pet, sees a brick in a pet shop, buys it and takes it home as a pet – a logical set of steps that brings him to the result of having a pet brick or ‘geometric hampster’. For me, it wouldn’t have worked if he had just found the brick or had it given to him, it had to come from a series of logical-to-him steps that puts him at odds with the rest of the band.

Mark & Chris in space. Totally Logical.

The challenge going forward is to maintain a level of quality and not to mess about with anyone’s characteristics just to wedge in a joke or a plot.

It’s a challenge I’m looking forward to.

A Guest Blogger in our midst.

At last, Martin gets to have his say.  He's funny, and he's here all week - so, enjoy!

It's Snow Joke!! Actually, it's Martin.

The Joy and Pain of Writing. Having let Steve take the heavy lifting of Blog writing, I’ve finally caved to his pressure to come up with some content regarding my part in the puppet project.
For a long time, I’d felt a little on the outside of the project. I have made a few monster-style puppets of questionable quality, but it soon became apparent that my skills were not in the model making department. Steve had spent long nights over many months making fantastic foam likenesses of the band, and I’d fulfilled the role of bloke who makes tea and say ‘wow they look good’ a lot. It was fair to say I hadn’t exactly been pulling my weight.

Creative 'weight pulling'. Hard with no keyboard delete key!

When the question came of what to do with the puppets, I saw a chance to get more involved. I had done a very limited amount of writing, but always subscribed to the idea that everyone has a novel inside them (not a pleasant thought; books can have very sharp corners). Blessed with boundless optimism and a head full of bad puns, creativity started to slowly flow. It has been said that necessity is the mother of invention, it could also be added that convenience is, at the very least, the great uncle of laziness. With this tortured metaphor still hanging in the air, I decided to analyse what we already had at our disposal for inspiration.

Wally the Brick, on holiday.

What a brief search of the house turned up, was a poorly made puppet of a hare and a foam prop brick – so these elements became the centre piece for the first bits of writing.


What wasn’t at first obvious to me, was that sooner or later I was going to have to show these draft scripts to someone else. Much like your own singing; what sounds like perfection in your own home may well turn out to be a bit flat when aired in public, it was scary stuff. Luckily Steve got the gist of the jokes in the first drafts and helped me hone them into a more cohesive story. As time went on, it became clear that his stuff was strong on story, but lighter on laughs, whereas my material tended to aimlessly spin round in endless jokes without ever getting to a point. By passing scripts between ourselves, the right balance was maintained.

Hoagie, one of Martins creations.

The first three scripts came together quite well, up to the point where I was prepared to let the rest of the band read, and then commit them to tape. Luckily, my fears of people being upset about how many lines they had, or anyone being unhappy that their character was a bit dim, never materialised – just as well the band are all good sports!

The Chris 'Not Offended' face.

Happy as I was to see the first three recorded, I’m now determined to make the next scripts of a higher quality. Some of the jokes didn’t work as well as they should have and I feel that another re-write wouldn’t have gone amiss – It’s a learning curve and I’m thrilled to have been given the opportunity to be part of it.

Steve & Martin Gilmour :) Go Team Booze.

Media Tarting & New Episode Starting.

We set to work and created our very own Youtube channel and uploaded all the music videos and our 3 episodes to the internet. At the same time I also put together a puppets web page, blogger account, Pinterest Boards, Twitter and started to cross reference all of these to each other. We wanted to get as much coverage as possible to allow as many people to see it as possible. This is a long task (and one that's ongoing!) but we decided 'little and often' over these formats would be enough to drip new visitors to our creations.

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Having had some success with our first three episodes, it was time to make more. Both Martin and I had exhausted our immediate funny ideas about the band in the first few brain storming sessions. This was going to require us to dig a bit deeper, creatively speaking, and try to make more coherent stories.

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Again, over a tea one lunch hour we tried to pin point the exact traits the group had, that would be able to be stretched into more episodes. We sketched out rough character profiles, and after some quite frank smack talk about our fellow band mates, we came up with the following collective points: Being a little over weight. Being totally skint, and needing more gigs. Once we had written down how many characters were built, it suddenly dawned on us how many we had at our disposal. The cast was growing, which brought more possibilities. Another structural point Martin raised was, having two stories happen per episode, that made it flow better. It would also allow us to feature more people in each episode. Two separate stories split between seven 'actors' (very, loosely speaking) was simpler than seven people in one story. Martin also harbored a secret ambition to write an episode set in space. Great Martin, thanks for understanding the limits of my already built scenery!!

Start of the 'Alien Objections' set... Will it fly?

That night I sat and emptied my head onto paper and produced a smattering of passable jokes and concepts. Once typed up I emailed everything to Martin. Several miles away, he was doing exactly the same thing (just, his stuff was better!) We proceeded to read each others work and edit out what we didn't think would be funny, or be able to be achieved. We repeated this process over several evening and lunchtimes until a week of writing had produced 3 more decent episodes. Reading them back was great. Collectively it was becoming difficult to remember who had come up with what, so they really felt like a joint effort. Our new set of episodes would be 'He ain't Heavy', 'Cash Mosh-ine' and 'Alien Objections'. With scripts polished, some new characters rounded up, it was time to rally the troops and get the voices recorded...  Quick, turn on the Booze Signal.

The complete cast so far. Gonna need a bigger garage...